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colinnissan:

THE NEW YORKER:

You Are Now Under Witness Protection.

By entering the Witness Protection Program, you’re agreeing to completely cut ties with the old you. You may have been Jon Richards in your past life, but now you’re Ron Jichards. You may have had a wife, but now you have a “gife.” You may have driven a Camry, but now you’re riding a bicycle. We’re not made of money.